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Collection

Mentorship and Academic Culture Satire

Opinion-driven pieces on graduate supervision, departmental leadership, and higher-ed management anti-patterns.

Opinion | Academic Culture

How Not to Be a Graduate Student Mentor

A satirical checklist of mentoring failures that graduate students recognize instantly.

Published October 8, 2025 | DOI: Source: Inside Higher Ed opinion (2025)
Opinion | Academic Culture

How to Ensure You'll Never Be a Chair Again

Administrative satire on how to burn trust, morale, and legitimacy in a department.

Published April 23, 2025 | DOI: Source: Inside Higher Ed opinion (2025)
Opinion | Academic Culture

A Satirical Toolbox for Deans

A black-humor management playbook for metric obsession and bureaucratic overload.

Published October 29, 2024 | DOI: Source: Inside Higher Ed opinion (2024)
Empirical Study | Science Communication

Dear Reviewer 2: Go F' Yourself

A formal test of the cultural claim that Reviewer 2 is systematically harsher.

Published 2020 | DOI: 10.1111/ssqu.12824
Community Archive | Peer Review Culture

Shit My Reviewers Say

A crowdsourced wall of extreme and often hostile reviewer comments.

Published Ongoing | DOI: Community source archive