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Letter | Soft Matter Physics

On the Rheology of Cats

A playful but formal analysis of cats as complex fluids under confinement.

Published July 9, 2014 | DOI: arXiv:1403.7495
Observational Study | Human Biology

Why do old men have big ears?

A short BMJ measurement paper that asks a strangely specific anatomical question.

Published December 23, 1995 | DOI: 10.1136/bmj.311.7021.1668
Empirical Study | Science Communication

Dear Reviewer 2: Go F' Yourself

A formal test of the cultural claim that Reviewer 2 is systematically harsher.

Published 2020 | DOI: 10.1111/ssqu.12824
Opinion | Academic Culture

How Not to Be a Graduate Student Mentor

A satirical checklist of mentoring failures that graduate students recognize instantly.

Published October 8, 2025 | DOI: Source: Inside Higher Ed opinion (2025)
Opinion | Academic Culture

How to Ensure You'll Never Be a Chair Again

Administrative satire on how to burn trust, morale, and legitimacy in a department.

Published April 23, 2025 | DOI: Source: Inside Higher Ed opinion (2025)